[Green Lumpy Bit]
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The Green Lumpy Bit spreads its muddy grounds to the south, east and west.
A number of people pass by as they go about their lives (or in some cases, existences).
It is a very warm summer prime's evening with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
There are five obvious exits: west, southeast, east, south and southwest.
A troll bodyguard, a dwarf bodyguard, a bodyguard, a short dealer, a thin merchant, a thrifty trader and an ob
sequious servant are standing here.
A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.
attack bodyguards & traders & merchants & dealers & mercenaries & trolls & sailors & warriors & papergirls & bankers & old lady & servants & beggars & cockroaches & weapon masters & gnolls & dogs & accountants & thieves & pigeons & rats
The thrifty trader says: What? No, you can't possibly have it cheaper.
You prepare to attack the troll bodyguard, the dwarf bodyguard, the bodyguard, the thrifty trader, the thin me
rchant, the short dealer and the obsequious servant.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 144 (430) Xp: 246495
You hit the troll bodyguard hard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The obsequious servant slashes at you with his carving knife but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel
ball and chain.
The thrifty trader slashes at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
As the bugs around you fall, you realise you are now only surrounded by a vast swarm of wasps.
The bodyguard slashes at you with her long sword but your plague of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
The dwarf bodyguard swings his two-handed axe at you but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and
chain.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but you just parry the blow with your Klatchian steel b
all and chain.
The wasps around you sting the bodyguard furiously.
The bodyguard says: I'm paid to 'it people like you.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 148 (430) Xp: 246498
You swing at the thin merchant with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but the dwarf bodyguard parrie
s the blow with his two-handed axe.
The obsequious servant slashes at you with his carving knife but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian
steel ball and chain.
The thrifty trader slashes at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The bodyguard slashes at you with her long sword but your vast swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but your vast swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
You smash the dwarf bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you easily parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 152 (430) Xp: 246501
You hit the troll bodyguard hard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The obsequious servant thrusts at you with his carving knife but you easily parry the blow with your Klatchian
steel ball and chain.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The bodyguard slashes at you with her long sword but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and cha
in.
You smash the bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in at the la
st moment to protect the thrifty trader.
The thrifty trader asks: Why me?
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 156 (430) Xp: 246504
You hit the troll bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but her skin absorbs
some of the blow.
The thrifty trader slashes at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you easily parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
The dwarf bodyguard slashes at you with his two-handed axe but your vast swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blo
w.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball a
nd chain.
You hit the bodyguard hard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 160 (430) Xp: 246507
You swing at the dwarf bodyguard with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but he just parries the blow
with his two-handed axe.
The obsequious servant thrusts at you with his carving knife but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel
ball and chain.
The thrifty trader slashes at you with his dagger but you easily parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The bodyguard slashes at you with her long sword but your vast swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
The dwarf bodyguard swings his two-handed axe at you but your vast swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but your vast swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
You bruise the troll bodyguard's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but her skin absorbs so
me of the blow.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 164 (430) Xp: 246510
You smash the dwarf bodyguard in the head with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as he leaps in at t
he last moment to protect the thin merchant.
The obsequious servant slashes at you with his carving knife but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian
steel ball and chain.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you easily parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
You swing at the dwarf bodyguard with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but he just parries the blow
with his two-handed axe.
The dwarf bodyguard asks: You tink this is wort it?
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 168 (430) Xp: 246513
You bruise the troll bodyguard's chest with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in at the
last moment to protect the short dealer but her studded leather jacket absorbs some of the blow.
The thrifty trader slashes at you with his dagger but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and ch
ain.
The bodyguard slashes at you with her long sword but your vast swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
You smash the bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in at the la
st moment to protect the thrifty trader.
The obsequious servant slashes at you with his carving knife but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel
ball and chain.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 172 (430) Xp: 246516
You swing at the thin merchant with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but the dwarf bodyguard parrie
s the blow with his two-handed axe.
The thrifty trader thrusts at you with his dagger but you easily parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
As the bugs around you fall, you realise you are now only surrounded by a large swarm of wasps.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but your vast swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
You swing at the thin merchant with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but the dwarf bodyguard just p
arries the blow with his two-handed axe.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 176 (430) Xp: 246519
You bruise the troll bodyguard's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but her skin absorbs so
me of the blow.
The obsequious servant slashes at you with his carving knife but you easily parry the blow with your Klatchian
steel ball and chain.
The bodyguard thrusts at you with her long sword but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and cha
in.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but your large swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
You smash the dwarf bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The thin merchant loudly says: The Patrician will hear about this.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 180 (430) Xp: 246522
You swing at the thrifty trader with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but the bodyguard just parrie
s the blow with her long sword.
The obsequious servant slashes at you with his carving knife but you easily parry the blow with your Klatchian
steel ball and chain.
The thrifty trader thrusts at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
(One) Arrein wisps: Anyone on with 250+ bonus in cr.sm.bl.tools?
You swing at the troll bodyguard with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but she just parries the blo
w with her spiked club.
The dwarf bodyguard says: I'm paid to 'it people like you.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 184 (430) Xp: 246525
You bruise the troll bodyguard's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but her skin absorbs so
me of the blow.
The thrifty trader thrusts at you with his dagger but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and ch
ain.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The bodyguard thrusts at you with her long sword but your large swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
The dwarf bodyguard swings his two-handed axe at you but you just parry the blow with your Klatchian steel bal
l and chain.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but your large swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
The bodyguard says: I'm paid to 'it people like you.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 188 (430) Xp: 246528
You bruise the troll bodyguard's chest with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in at the
last moment to protect the short dealer but her studded leather jacket absorbs some of the blow.
The obsequious servant thrusts at you with his carving knife but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian
steel ball and chain.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
The dwarf bodyguard swings his two-handed axe at you but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel b
all and chain.
You smash the dwarf bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 192 (430) Xp: 246531
You swing at the dwarf bodyguard with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but he just parries the blow
with his two-handed axe.
The obsequious servant slashes at you with his carving knife but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel
ball and chain.
The thrifty trader thrusts at you with his dagger but you easily parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
The bodyguard slashes at you with her long sword but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and cha
in.
You swing at the thin merchant with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but the dwarf bodyguard just p
arries the blow with his two-handed axe.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you easily parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 196 (430) Xp: 246534
You smash the bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in at the la
st moment to protect the thrifty trader.
The obsequious servant thrusts at you with his carving knife but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian
steel ball and chain.
The thrifty trader thrusts at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but your large swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
You crush the obsequious servant's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
On the Green Lumpy Bit, outside a philosophical-looking building, Maximiliam Dimlith says: Yus, this is a nice
job, I just sits here and watches the world pass by.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 200 (430) Xp: 246537
You smash the obsequious servant in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The bodyguard thrusts at you with her long sword but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and cha
in.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but your large swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
On the Green Lumpy Bit, the young woman says: Hmm... I wonder where I could find an eligible bachelor...
You bruise the troll bodyguard's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but her skin absorbs so
me of the blow.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 204 (430) Xp: 246540
You crush the obsequious servant's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The obsequious servant thrusts at you with his carving knife but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian
steel ball and chain.
The thrifty trader thrusts at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The bodyguard slashes at you with her long sword but your large swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
The dwarf bodyguard swings his two-handed axe at you but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and
chain.
You swing at the thrifty trader with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but the bodyguard just parrie
s the blow with her long sword.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 208 (430) Xp: 246543
You swing at the thin merchant with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but the dwarf bodyguard just p
arries the blow with his two-handed axe.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball a
nd chain.
(One) Mancow wisps: 136 haha why anyway
You smash the bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The obsequious servant thrusts at you with his carving knife but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian
steel ball and chain.
The thrifty trader slashes at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
The bodyguard says: I'm paid to 'it people like you.
On the Green Lumpy Bit, outside a philosophical-looking building, the short priestess exclaims: Praise be to P
ishe!
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 212 (430) Xp: 246546
You crush the obsequious servant's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
The dwarf bodyguard swings his two-handed axe at you but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and
chain.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but your large swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
You swing at the troll bodyguard with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but her skin absorbs most of
the blow.
The bodyguard asks: You tink this is wort it?
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 216 (430) Xp: 246549
You hit the troll bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but her skin absorbs
some of the blow.
The obsequious servant slashes at you with his carving knife but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel
ball and chain.
The thrifty trader thrusts at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
The bodyguard thrusts at you with her long sword but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and cha
in.
look
You swing at the short dealer with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but the troll bodyguard just pa
rries the blow with her spiked club.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
[Green Lumpy Bit]
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The Green Lumpy Bit spreads its muddy grounds to the south, east and west.
A number of people pass by as they go about their lives (or in some cases, existences).
It is a very warm summer prime's evening with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
There are five obvious exits: west, southeast, east, south and southwest.
A troll bodyguard, a dwarf bodyguard, a bodyguard, a short dealer, a thin merchant, a thrifty trader and an ob
sequious servant are fighting here and Izy the giant fruitbat is flapping sadly close to the ground here.
A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here.
WHO
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 220 (430) Xp: 246552
The obsequious servant slashes at you with his carving knife but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian
steel ball and chain.
The thrifty trader slashes at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The bodyguard thrusts at you with her long sword but you just parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball an
d chain.
The dwarf bodyguard swings his two-handed axe at you but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and
chain.
-------------------------------------==========] Discworld [===========------------------------------------
Afro Daffee Epnor Ilde Nefret (F) Seliria VOGUE
Aikanaro Dane Etzler Indeed Nethuns (F) Seruvious Vulusion
Alexia (Cl) Dekim Exote Izul Nevrin Shakira Whisper
Anton Dekkon Farley Kassandra Nivek Shared Withnail
Arrein Djoan Filey Kheemo Orofar Shmant Wolphen
Asaram Doc Fole (F) Kieselstein Orpheo Slavko Xole
Azaroth Drizzy Frogbrigand Kyr Ouizardus Snood Yase
Balzaar Eaton Geryon (F) Laule Pterrific Spip Zandramas
Bantok Ecal Giselle Llylia Ptharfer TaleS
Beale EdiCt Gnillot (Sl) Mancow Ralegoan Taliesin
Brint Elera Heartcore Markward Regen Tien
Capsin Elfindrol Helene Mavado (F) Ressi Tozan
Catma Emilius Iago Miralla SeksOnLegs Trident
Coda Emknaps Iatemycat mross Selene Uheel
-----------------------------> There are ninety-seven mudders on the Discworld. <----------------------------
(One) Arrein wisps: Flaaaaamethrower
(One) Filey wisps: You realy broke it, didn't you?
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 224 (430) Xp: 246555
You bruise the troll bodyguard's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but her skin absorbs so
me of the blow.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
The bodyguard thrusts at you with her long sword but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and cha
in.
The dwarf bodyguard swings his two-handed axe at you but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and
chain.
You smash the bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in at the la
st moment to protect the thrifty trader.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you easily parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 228 (430) Xp: 246558
You smash the bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in at the la
st moment to protect the thrifty trader.
The obsequious servant slashes at you with his carving knife but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel
ball and chain.
The thrifty trader thrusts at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The dwarf bodyguard slashes at you with his two-handed axe but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian s
teel ball and chain.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but your large swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
You swing at the troll bodyguard with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but she just parries the blo
w with her spiked club.
The thrifty trader exclaims: But I paid the Thieves' Guild already!
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
The short dealer asks: Why me?
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 232 (430) Xp: 246561
You swing at the troll bodyguard with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but she just parries the blo
w with her spiked club.
The obsequious servant slashes at you with his carving knife but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel
ball and chain.
The thrifty trader slashes at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
You swing at the thrifty trader with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but the bodyguard parries the
blow with her long sword.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 236 (430) Xp: 246564
You crush the obsequious servant's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
The dwarf bodyguard swings his two-handed axe at you but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and
chain.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball a
nd chain.
You killed the obsequious servant.
You smash the bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 240 (430) Xp: 246598
You bruise the troll bodyguard's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but her skin absorbs so
me of the blow.
The thrifty trader thrusts at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The dwarf bodyguard swings his two-handed axe at you but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and
chain.
You smash the bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in at the la
st moment to protect the thrifty trader.
You killed the bodyguard.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 244 (430) Xp: 247123
You smash the dwarf bodyguard in the head with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as he leaps in at t
he last moment to protect the thin merchant.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but your large swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
You swing at the thin merchant with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but the dwarf bodyguard just p
arries the blow with his two-handed axe.
The thrifty trader slashes at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you easily parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
The dwarf bodyguard asks: You tink this is wort it?
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 248 (430) Xp: 247126
You bruise the troll bodyguard's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but her skin absorbs so
me of the blow.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but your large swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
You smash the dwarf bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
(One) Iatemycat wisps: You're making a flame thrower?
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 252 (430) Xp: 247129
You bruise the troll bodyguard's chest with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in at the
last moment to protect the short dealer but her studded leather jacket absorbs some of the blow.
The thrifty trader thrusts at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
You crush the thrifty trader's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 256 (430) Xp: 247132
You smash the dwarf bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The thrifty trader thrusts at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The dwarf bodyguard slashes at you with his two-handed axe but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian s
teel ball and chain.
You crush the thrifty trader's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you easily parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 260 (430) Xp: 247135
You crush the thrifty trader's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
The dwarf bodyguard swings his two-handed axe at you but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and
chain.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but your large swarm of wasps absorbs all of the blow.
You smash the dwarf bodyguard in the head with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as he leaps in at t
he last moment to protect the thin merchant.
The troll bodyguard asks: You tink this is wort it?
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 264 (430) Xp: 247138
You swing at the thin merchant with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but the dwarf bodyguard just p
arries the blow with his two-handed axe.
The thrifty trader thrusts at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The troll bodyguard swings at you with her spiked club but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball a
nd chain.
(One) Arrein wisps: I am.
You swing at the short dealer with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but the troll bodyguard just bl
ocks the blow with her small metal shield.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
The dwarf bodyguard says: I'm paid to 'it people like you.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 268 (430) Xp: 247141
You hit the troll bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but her skin absorbs
some of the blow.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
You smash the dwarf bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The thrifty trader slashes at you with his dagger but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and ch
ain.
You killed the dwarf bodyguard.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 272 (430) Xp: 247623
You hit the troll bodyguard hard in the chest with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in
at the last moment to protect the short dealer.
You crush the thin merchant's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 276 (430) Xp: 247626
You bruise the troll bodyguard's face with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in at the
last moment to protect the short dealer but her skin absorbs some of the blow.
The thrifty trader slashes at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
You hit the troll bodyguard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but her skin absorbs
some of the blow.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 280 (430) Xp: 247629
You smash the thrifty trader in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The thrifty trader thrusts at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
You hit the troll bodyguard hard in the chest with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in
at the last moment to protect the short dealer but her studded leather jacket absorbs some of the blow.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 284 (430) Xp: 247632
You hit the troll bodyguard hard in the face with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in
at the last moment to protect the short dealer.
You bruise the troll bodyguard's face with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in at the
last moment to protect the short dealer but her skin absorbs some of the blow.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 288 (430) Xp: 247635
You hit the troll bodyguard hard in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains but her skin abs
orbs some of the blow.
The thrifty trader slashes at you with his dagger but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball and ch
ain.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
(Witches) Xole wisps: hmmmmm should I get a pink ring for my family or blow them off?
tell Mavado WOw, you were right about ball & chains. So much better. As I upped my parry I can now easily attack 7 people at once
You crush the thrifty trader's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The troll bodyguard says: I'm paid to 'it people like you.
You tell Mavado: WOw, you were right about ball & chains. So much better. As I upped my parry I can now easily
attack 7 people at once
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 292 (430) Xp: 247638
You crush the thin merchant's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The thrifty trader slashes at you with his dagger but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
You hit the troll bodyguard hard in the chest with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains as she leaps in
at the last moment to protect the short dealer but her studded leather jacket absorbs some of the blow.
The short dealer exclaims: But I paid the Thieves' Guild already!
You killed the troll bodyguard.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 296 (430) Xp: 248141
You smash the thrifty trader in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian ste
el ball and chain.
You killed the thrifty trader.
You crush the short dealer's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The short dealer exclaims: But I paid the Thieves' Guild already!
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 300 (430) Xp: 248170
You crush the short dealer's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
You crush the thin merchant's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The thin merchant swings at you with his lightable torch but you parry the blow with your Klatchian steel ball
and chain.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 304 (430) Xp: 248173
You crush the thin merchant's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
You killed the thin merchant.
You smash the short dealer in the neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
Hp: 1589 (1589) Gp: 308 (430) Xp: 248192
You crush the short dealer's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
The short dealer swings at you with her lightable torch but you deftly parry the blow with your Klatchian stee
l ball and chain.
You crush the short dealer's neck with one of your Klatchian steel ball and chains.
You killed the short dealer.
(One) Iatemycat wisps: Does it involve taping Mancow to the end of a staff?
You feel quite warm.
You stand very, very still and slowly fade into the foreground.
Queued command: take large stone from backpack
Queued command: convince large stone to learn Miss Anne's Idle Chatter
Queued command: put large stone into backpack
Queued command: take dried apple from backpack
Queued command: tempt butterfly with dried apple
Queued command: put dried apple into backpack
Queued command: idlecircle
Queued command: squint Peer at butterfly in me
Queued command: take broom from harness
Queued command: mock broom by saying your flying abilities are not as good as you think hahah
Queued command: put broom in harness
Queued command: attack dummy
Queued command: take money & jewellery & auriental dresses & holy symbols & ornamental brooms & hunting knives
& auriental dresses & switchblades & mirrored sunglasses & fine robes & travelling cloaks & silk robes from c
orpses
Queued command: drop brass jewellery
Queued command: put jewellery & auriental dresses & holy symbols & ornamental brooms & hunting knives & aurien
tal dresses & switchblades & mirrored sunglasses & fine robes & travelling cloaks & silk robes in satchel in b
ackpack
Queued command: bury corpses
You get a large round stone from a pocket in the black silk backpack.
You step out of the foreground.
The large round stone nods agreeably.
You put the large round stone into a pocket in the black silk backpack.
You get a dried Gammer Smith apple from a pocket in the black silk backpack.
Your big light orange butterfly flutters about for a moment and then settles back down.
You say in Agatean: Lawks. I am a humble old seller of apples, and skinny besides. Lawks. Pray take and eat on
e, dearie.
You put the dried Gammer Smith apple into a pocket in the black silk backpack.
The big light orange butterfly doesn't appear to be tempted by the dried Gammer Smith apple.
You prepare to trace a magic circle.
Okay.
(One) Arrein wisps: Not today. :(
You peer appraisingly at the big light orange butterfly.
You get a broomstick from the staff harness.
You loudly say in Agatean: You call yerself a talisman, you silly little broomstick? your flying abilities ar
e not as good as you think hahah
The broomstick has no illusions of being a talisman.
You put the broomstick in the staff harness.
Cannot find "dummy", no match.
Izy the giant fruitbat stares at you anxiously.
You get 3 Ankh-Morpork dollars and some Ankh-Morpork pence, a silver ring and a gold ring from the corpse of a
short dealer.
You get 5 Ankh-Morpork dollars and some Ankh-Morpork pence, a copper ring and a copper necklace from the corps
e of a thin merchant.
You get 4 Ankh-Morpork dollars and some Ankh-Morpork pence and a gold ring from the corpse of a thrifty trader
.
You get one Ankh-Morpork dollar and some Ankh-Morpork pence from the corpse of a troll bodyguard.
You get some Ankh-Morpork pence from the corpse of a dwarf bodyguard.
You get some Ankh-Morpork pence from the corpse of a bodyguard.
Cannot find "brass jewellery", no match.
map door text
You put the silver ring, two gold rings, the copper necklace and the copper ring in a pocket in the medium sat
chel inside a pocket in the black silk backpack.
You bury the corpse of a short dealer, the corpse of a thin merchant, the corpse of a thrifty trader, the corp
se of a troll bodyguard, the corpse of a dwarf bodyguard, the corpse of a bodyguard and the corpse of an obseq
uious servant deep within the earth.